Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Randomize
