my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
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Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
The Olympian is in my bed
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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