It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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