She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
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I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.