i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
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