i don't like sucking hair
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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