just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
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A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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