So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
We had to coat check the pizza.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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