Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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