It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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