I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
So drunk its hurt
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
This baby is an asshole
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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