Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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