i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
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Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So, my ex just showed me the drunk voicemail we left him last night. Started out with me saying "I think it's Shane." Then you took my phone and started singing a song about peanut butter, train tracks, and tequila. I joined in. On the upside, he said he's totally fine with being on the drunk dial list from now on. Soooo, another tequila night??
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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