Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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