I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
