quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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