yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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