Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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