dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
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