Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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