you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
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Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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