if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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