I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
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im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
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but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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