When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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people are starting to question the shark bite story
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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