She's JV to your varsity
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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