Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
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The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with