Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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