She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
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