you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
40s are totally the cure
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
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