I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I did not marry a roomba.
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