sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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