We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
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no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
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although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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