the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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