K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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