I want to have your abortion
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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