Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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