It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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