Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
your like the ambassador to my penis.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
i out mim tonsoeep
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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