My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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