WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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