I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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