I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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