I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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