Non-Jews are for practice
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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