I wanna bring you to show and tell
So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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