well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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