my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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