Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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