Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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