He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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