best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
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I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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