Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
he shaved USA in his pubs
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
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i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
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YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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