we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
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