A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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