just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
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Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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