I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
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I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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