His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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